Or better yet - give them a rediculous amount like:
Q.
"Oh, how much did you pay for your dog"?
A.
"I got a real bargain, he/she was only $8,000!
Optional Comment: "and I'm getting two more next week!"
A.
"I breed them, they sell for $8,000 to $12,000 each and have a litter ready right now. Are you interested?" |