Oh my doodness! Me was so excited when Mommy tol' me Livi chooseded me to be her new boyfriend! Me ain't never had a girlfriend before and for sure not a bootiful one like Livi! I tol' Mommy, it's like winnin' de Oscar! (Whatever dat is.)
Dear Livi, Me will be the bestest boyfriend you ever had! Thank you berry, berry much!
Luv, Archie
