[Graleyne]

It is me, Susanah.

Guess what I did today! I went outside and I found this really cool thing to play with. It was good and stinky too. My mommy called it a "Eeeeeeeek!" and my daddy called it a "dead wizard". I don't know which one of those is right but it sure was a neat toy.

You know what happened next? I learned two new words. They are big words too. The first word is unruly. I had to look it up in the dictionary 'cause that is what Mommy said I was being in the bathtub. It means that I wiggled a whole lot and wouldn't hold still even when Mommy telled me to. The other word I learned is unceremoniously. I found that word while I was lookin' up unruly. That word describes how my Mommy dumped my butt in the bathtub. She just told me I stinked real bad and PLOP! there I went into the bathtub.

I had to get not one, but TWO baths. One regular one to get the stink off, and the other one was with something called a conditioner. It isn't the same as the air conditioner. It is this creamy stuff that looks like yogurt only you can't eat it. It tastes real yucky and will make you very sick. I had to get it on account of having the heat on in the house is making my hair dry and I got something called split ends. Havin' your ends split is real bad. It makes you have to get the conditioner.

I just wanted to warn all my friends about Eeeeeeek dead wizards and split ends. I don't want what happened to me have to happen to you.

Your friend,
Susanah xoxo