1. If you want to smoke-you can do it on the front porch and no, I don't care how cold it is out there.
2. Wipe your feet BEFORE you come in the house-the rug in the foyer is a decoration.
3. Put the lid down after you use the toilet and put the fan on
4. Make sure you close the outside garage door before you open the inside one so the dogs don't get out.
(and my husband would probably tell you there are a million more rules around here)
__________________ Joan, Bubba and Sissy-BEWARE OF PUPPY MILLS
breathe in, breathe out, move on -jb |