that has ever happened to me.
My son is in 5th grade. His teacher, Mr. J, it HOT. He is so hot that mothers BEG for them to put their kids in his class and then make up excuses to have P/T conferences. He is like the Fabio of our county. I didn't request him for my son, we just got lucky.
Anyway, today I had to talk to him because of a homework issue. (I didn't make it up, there really was an issue I swear!) So I am standing there asking him about it when I had to sneeze really bad. I covered my mouth and nose, turned my head, and tried to sneeze as daintily and ladylike as possible. That part went fine. The embarrassing part is at the very same time I sneezed I also....well....I TOOTED.
Needless to say I was mortified. Thankfully he didn't say a word. I got the homework situation taken care of and I got the heck out of there! From now on I am sending DH up there. I just don't think I could ever face Mr. J again.