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Originally Posted by crystalsmom  Elephant Stew
1 elephant
brown gravey
salt and pepper to taste
2 rabbits
cut elephant into bite size pieces (this takes about 4 months) cook over kerosine at 535 degrees until tender (takes about 5 months) Add salt and pepper and cover with brown gravey. This will serve 3,800 people. If more are expected add 2 rabbits. Do this only if absolutely necessary as most peple do not like to find a hare in their stew. |
LOL, that's cute. As delish as it sounds, I think I'll make sure I keep my number of dinner guests under 3800 though.
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