 A Poop Story!
This will either make you laugh or make you sick to your stomach as it has me!
Today I had to go to my aunt's to check her hand and then call her doctor with an update. I put on my jacket because it's pretty cool and windy out there today. I get there and she lives in a really nice assisted living home and they were just serving pie and coffee, so I thought I better sit for a while and also met some of her friends. Sat there about a half hour...then went and filled up on gas...then stopped to mail a package and came home. I let the pups out to go potty and while I'm standing there waiting for them, I put my hand in my pocket of my jacket and thought, "What's that in my pocket?" I take it out and it was poop! I screamed and threw it. Then checked and sure enough...more poop! I first wondered who would have put poop in my pocket and then it came to me. I've been taking care of Kirby with the ruptured disc...he's Maddie's sister and he belongs to my daughter. Well, I'm figuring on Halloween night, when I took him outside, he pooped while I was holding him and it fell right into my pocket. I looked at the pocket and could see a place where poop had hit before going into my pocket, so not only did I have poop in the pocket, but a poop stain right above the pocket. All I could think of was the places I'd been today and wondered if anyone smelled it. Yikes! I called my Aunt who is a rather proper lady and asked her if I stunk there today. She said no...do you think she would have ever said yes? I would like to crawl in a hole about now! I am happy to say that my jacket is washed and hang drying as I type! From now on, I'm going to be checking my pockets...and, I'll not wear that jacket while holding Kirby any more!!! |