Elephant Stew
1 elephant
brown gravey
salt and pepper to taste
2 rabbits
cut elephant into bite size pieces (this takes about 4 months) cook over kerosine at 535 degrees until tender (takes about 5 months) Add salt and pepper and cover with brown gravey. This will serve 3,800 people. If more are expected add 2 rabbits. Do this only if absolutely necessary as most peple do not like to find a hare in their stew.