 No Gwamma No!!!
Now her has weally dun it! I so mad I won't give her kisses no more! Gwamma is mad becawse I been doin pee-pee in da house. (onwly wike 20 million times a day) I twied to bwame it on Wusty but her was not fooled. Well! Wast night her went to Petsmart and bought (OWIVIA IF YOU ARE WEADING DIS, STOP NOW) her bought me a diaper! Her call it a bewwy band but it a boy diaper! Now I have to wear it wheneber I am awake. I hate it! It is ugwy! Her say it wook wike bwue jeans but it is til a diaper! Ohhhh, if Owivia finds out I hab to wear a diaper her will neber be my gwilfwend. Dis is awful! I twied cwying, chewing on it and wubbing my bewwy on da fwoor and it do not come off. Hep me someone! Pweeze! |