I Just got this e-mailed to me...I though it was hilarious!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
means a smile and
is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(
Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular a**
(__!__) a fat a**
(!) a tight a**
(_*_) a sore a**
{_!_} a swishy a**
(_o_) an a** that's been around
(_x_) kiss my a**
(_X_) leave my a** alone
(_zzz_) a tired a**
(_E=mc2_) a smart a**
(_$_) Money coming out of his a**
(_?_) Dumb A**