- "
*bark* *bark* *BARK!* Mommy, there's someone on MY streeeeeeet!
- "
yummmmmm....fank you mommy for feeding me a species appropriate diet! I just wuv it!"
- "
*bark* *bark* *BARK!* ...oh, mommy, there are animals on MY TV!"
- "play with me...Play with me...PLAY with me! Throw dis toy. Now, dis one. Dis one, too! .....OK, now do it all again!"
- "If God meant me to wear clothes, HE wouldn't have given me hair all over!"
