I took Slade to my university's homecoming pep rally and a Guster concert tonight. Too bad I'm not a lesbian, cause he was attracting all the cute chicks
and the one guy that came over to love on slade was not straight. And the policewoman wouldn't leave us alone. At first I thought I was gonna get in trouble for having him there, but she came over to seee him, then came over 4 more times throughout the night!