I just finished wiping up my kitchen floor on my hands & knees. Normally, I keep Basil gated out while I'm doing it, but he was asleep on the couch when I started, so I didn't bother to put the gate up.
The SECOND that he heard the rag hit the water, Baz was right there. He was walking on his back legs in front of my face the entire time I was wiping the floor, either licking my glasses or sticking his tongue up my nose!
Do all of your furbabies torture you when you clean?