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Originally Posted by Mardelin  This thread is becoming a bit tense....anybody got any good jokes |
To know me is to love me!
I keep each female in a cardboard box, where they pee, poo, eat and
sleep. Easy clean up throw the box away, once a month.
My males are free to roam, may the best man win!
All my kids are rarely socialized, they bite the mailman and the kennel inspector.
Play in my house is an annoyance, toys are something I would have to clean up.
Treats only get them fat and once you start they beg and I hate begging.
Grooming is a thing of the past, I line them up in the back, rain or shine, and adjust the hose on full force.
I aspire to installing a drive through window so not to be bothered with puppy people, swipe your credit card and move to the second window, please!
My puppy pac includes a fresh card board box and a show bow....
Best of luck!
lightening up the subject a bit!!! repost from a year and a half ago