LOL, luved how you explained his "non-standard" ways!
I have this too, Bailey is 12 pounds,,, but since his " puppy cut" I say he's back to 9 pounds now! ha
When he passed 7 pounds on the scale at about 9 months,, I said " So much for his SHOW DAYS" ha..
He also has a white patch on chest and a little on his chin.
But like you,,,, WHO CARES! He doesn't and neither do I~~~~
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