I am currently looking for love and would like to introduce myself. I may seem young (4 months), and I make look small (1 lb 5 oz), but I have a big heart and godlike features, hence the name

There are many pretty ladies on YT, and I have several crushes, but I want to keep my options open, so I'm not going to mention any names. Anyway, if ther are any ladies out there looking for a fun loving guy with plenty of bully sticks to share, please call me at 1-800-STUD-MUFFIN.
I have posted pictures of a preview of what could be yours.
Uh oh!! Gotta run my mommy is coming...