
Move to Milltown, NJ! hehe. Seriously though. We're a small town - about 7,000 people and 1.7 sq. miles. Very safe town - the crime rate is like 0, and we have AWESOME schools. and we're only a 40 minute train ride from Manhattan!
Jooiiiin ussssssss.
But since you don't want to go North...hm....I think TX sounds good!