I just spoke to my daughter, who is 8 months preg., and she was telling me about her day at the ob......
She said she was called from the waiting room into the back room to wait some more......she was sitting on the end of the table naked from the waist down w/ a paper sheet barely covering her.....since she didn't have anything better to do she started looking down at her legs....she was thinking, "Oh darn, is that black hairs growing on my legs?!"
She grabs her ankle and brings it toward her face to check the hair situation....just as she did the door swings open

...the doc. froze holding the door knob while she froze gripping her ankle, nude....I said, "Don't tell me it was a man!"...She said, no it was a woman.....
She felt she needed to explain, so she did...the doc. said, "I was wondering what you where doing." ...She wanted to pull that sheet over her head.....
I told my daughter, you should have told the doc. you where checking to see if you could still bite your toe nails

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