[bchgirl]

I went fa my fiwst haiwcut on Satrday at Petsmawt. I wemembewed aww the stuff Lexy said ta do....bite da brush, tee tee on da table, growl, bite the wady, but I cowldnt do none of dem. I was so ascared being on dat table wif a woop on yur neck, and that bow dwyer torture thingy....so I jus' crwied instead. I did open my mouth lik a wion and show them just how big my teefs are, jus' no noise came out. The wady was bery nice, she telled me baby talk, but I dint feew better. Next time Im gonna bite momma when her takes me dere. I don't eben cawe that they got wots of toys.....