My momma is bery mad wif daddy today. Daddy gets up way, way ewawley than me n momma. He gets me up ta potty cause it's hawd to hold yur tee, tee.
Cept, this mownin, he fowgetted to bwing me back inside
When my momma get up, she is weally wowwied, but there I am jus' siten on the deck, wike a big boy. Momma says "thank God", but she is gonna teaw daddy a new sumpthin tonight. Guess momma's are 'lowed to teaw stuff up, jus' not puppies. She say daddy may seep on the couch too, that don't sound wike no puwishment to me, I lub to seep on the couch wif her.....