I say, "do your business" then while he's in the middle, I say happily, "Great Business!!" Lately, I'll say, lift your leg, and he does, mid-stream, but I think THAT is a coincidence. That way, when I have to check in with my husband or son, I just ask them -- Did Maxwell do major business or just minor business? (They don't like to hear Poop and pee pee words). So I can get a "business report" without the eye rolls. |