Charlie! I can't bewieve yu leavded a pwesent on da cawpet! I thot yu were an owlder gentleman.
Don't yu know how to use a potty pad or go outside yet? No wonder your mommy wuldnt wet yu sweep wif her!
Hew's a secwet (I weave pwesents sometimes too.)
I always go by da pad, but sometimes I forget to stay in one pwace and I get da poops on da cawpet. Mommy calls me a "walker" cause I walk when I poop. I can't hep it cause my big brover Indy was a walker and he taughted me.
I twy to poop outside but sometimes bery early in da morning, I have to use da pad.
Did yur mommy forgib yu yet? My mommy always says "Oh Tink, look what you did!" Den she picks up da poop wif paper and puts it in dis white ting wif water in it. And it goes woosh! Den I gotta go owtside and make more poop. I hope yur mommy wubs yu again.
Winston, I hope yur mommy gets gwad weally soon. It's no fun when our mommys are sad. Poor Winston's mommy. Here's a wose fow yu.
And a cwown to make yu waf!
Wub Tink
