[Bruce's_Mom]

I work way too much so two days a week Bruce stays with Grandma (my mom) during the day. She always returns him with perfect, shiny gorgeous hair...Lets just say I know they play a lot, I know he LOVES to be filthy and messy, and I know he resists grooming at all costs (sometimes I am lucky to get 2 legs)...So I had to ask her the other day "Mom, what is your secret to getting Bruce to let you make him so perfect?..." Her reply:

"Oh he hates his own combs so I just use your father's brush...The other day I used his mustache trimmer to trim the hair around Bruce's little but, didn't it turn out great?"

My jaw dropped...I had to wonder through would the mustache trimmer work on all his hair? LOL