[Tiggerwit]

> >
>> > A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
>> > notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little
>> > ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the
>> > middle.
>>>
>>> The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled
>>> by
>>> her dog and her cat.
>>>
>>>
>>> The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice
>>> fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.
>>>
>>> "Thanks" the girl says.
>>>
>>> The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the
>>> wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
>>>
>>>
>>> "Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how
>>> to
>>> run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar
>>> too, I think you could go faster."
>>>
>>>
>>> The little girl replies thoughtfully , "You're probably right, but then
>>> I
>>> wouldn't have a siren."