So I have a creepy neighbor. I mean, really creepy. He looks it, he acts it, the whole nine yards.
So today he saw Susanah. I had her out in the front yard going potty.
He commented on how cute she was. The usual stuff. THEN HE SAID: "You'd better watch it, she's so cute she might just come up missing one day."
So I said, "Well, we have thousands of pictures of her, she is microchipped and tattoed (that was a little white lie, she isn't yet but she damn sure will be ASAP), and if anyone ever took her we would make sure they got put UNDER the jail IF they lived that long!"
Who says something like that? Now I am scared to leave Susanah home. If anything ever happened to her I would die.