went fwimmin' in da wake today! Dem ovver two Wabs are Cinder and Waywa! I wike being a Wab! You dit to go in da water and fwim! And den I got out and digged and digged in da sand! Mommy says dat is da tewwier toming out in me, but her don't weawize I am weawwy a Bwack Wab! What is wong wif her? Tan't her see me in da water wif my sisters? Don't her notice how big I'm detting? (2 1/2 lbs.!) Also, her makes me sweep inside and wets da ovver Wabs stay out all night wong! I'm donna pwotest for equal wights! Dey also don't hafta det baffs once a week and be tortured by a tomb (comb)!! Somefin' is vewwy fishy awound here!!!!!!! Wuv, Wexy
