Well, I don't fink I need twaining or "sikowogy" but mommy intwoduced me to a vewy nice man today. His name was Ceasar and he held me very gentwee and I had my pitcher taken wif him. His wife took the pitcher. She was vewy pwetty. I wuv pwetty gurls!
Mommy bought a DVD movie he made to teach mommys and daddys how to raise us better.
I don't know why she was all excited...I mean he WAS a nice man but there were all these people waiting to meet him and tell him how wonderful his tewivision show was. I guess it's a "mommy fing"!!
Oh...I go his autograph too! That's my "sister" in the pitcher wif me and Caesar.
Cap'n Hef
