HEY! Dis here is Wemi! Wow! Sir Max, u is in poop heaben! Kin i come n pway wid chu? We gots wots of goose poop if we take da weawwy wong woks. But den I gits weawwy tukkered out. My dum ole sister, Woxy, wikes to chase dem but I jis waff n waff cuz her weash is too short n she jist stands on hew hind wegs n puwws n puwws. HAHAHAH, she's so dum. I don't do dat cuz dose geese awe waaaayyyy tooooo big fo me. Woxy isn't afwaid of anyting, eben gweat big dawgs. Tanks fo wettin me join da cwub. I wanted to in da beginnin, but it wus aww giwls, n I dint jo if i cud, but dis is soooo kewl. I wub to be durty! Whin eber I sit in da back yawd, my dum ole sista wiww dig a hole wite beside me an trow da dirt on me - EBERY TIME!! It gits in my eyes, n aww ober me! Uh oh, dere's one ob da kitties - i hab to go kween her butt fo hew
. Tanks ebewybody - dis is da kewlest cwub eber
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