Sir Max here, can I join, I hate baths . I love to get dirty and my mom even lets me get dirty. Yes I do have to get a bath but I have my mom trained. If I have to have a bath she does to. I used to fight and fight at bathtime and sometimes I would even get lose and run around the house with soap everywhere, with mom running behind saying something about arthurits. I still dont know who this arthur guy is. Anyway one bath time she got in the tub and put me on a towel on her lap and now its hard to get away, but as I said if I have to bath she does to. really the bath is worth it cause I live with some pottbellied pigs and I take care of the neighbors goats geese and chickens, and sometimes we go across the road where there is a horse and a cow. I get to run through the mud puddles play in the barn and so many things to get dirty. I dont eat my poop or the cat poop since mom got that litter box that eats it itself but you know what is reallllly good is pig poop, MMMMMM makes my mouth water, but I have to eat what I can on the run cause mom always wants it and I wont share my pig poop. But then, sigh, I must take a bath but so does mom,HeeHee Oh and no blow dryer and I made sure by chewing the plug off the cord. I get treats and then if I go see dad and give him my sad face he will give me a bite of his peanut-butter cookie yum. I do make her chase me though. And then when I get up the next morning and go outside I go roll where my house-mate pig pottys. As you can see I can get pprreeettyyy dirty, but I have an awful cool mom and dad, so I can tolerate one bath a week, I said TOLERATE not LIKE.
OOHH moms coming back, she went to get my dad, Bye Max |