Bless your heart! Is this what they meant when they coined the term "grin and bear (in this case bare) it"?
You are a really good sport. This caused me to remember one summer when I was just a young girl and I was working for a company where it was just one whole floor of people at their desks. Out of the rest room came this woman who had about a mile of toilet tissue trailing along behind her. It was still connected inside her slacks!