Hi dere DFC members! Me n Emma bof hadta get bafs today.

Daddy wet us chase a bunny outside, and I got SO cwose dat I sniffed da bunny's tail, but I didn't get him, and Daddy questioned my abilities as a terrier, whatever dat means!
Den we found dead worms in da gwass, and we chewed em up, and rolled in dem to get da good smells on us...but Mommy and Daddy didn't fink we smelled so good, so Daddy gived us bafs.
And den, wayter on...guess what Emma did? She ate poo! Daddy was not happy at all! For once my perfect big sister got in twouble-usually it's ME, I can't help myself!
Stay dirty, friends!

Milli