Guess what? You'll neber bewieve it! I gotted peed on by the dog next door.
Eben I wanted a baf after that. Him just walked ober to my wittle yard and raised hims weg and peed on my back!
My mommy was yellin and the neighbor man was yellin and I was yellin and da big dog just peed. I twied to jump in mommy's arms but she wuldn't wet me.
Dat wasn't nice at all. I wike to smell good, but not that kind ob good! So I had to hab a baf and now I smell all pretty but not wike myself.