Hi eberyone. My mommy is wooking for a school to take me to so I'll wern to behabe myselwf. I don know wut to fink.
I'm not naughty. How cum I gotta behabe myselwf? Does anybudy know?
Today, I caughted a fwog outside. I cawwied it around in my mouf 'til mommy saw it and yewled at me, "Tink, put that down, NOW!" She scarwed me so bad I dwopped it! I didn't hurt it. It wooks wike my fwog except its tummy is bwown instead of yewwow.
Mommy gotted me a new piwwow for my cwate. It cobers da whole cwate and it's soft. Wanna see it?