Don't eat yer poop, guys! Don't eat yer poop, guys!!! Just pick it up and hide it under the bed. That's what I do! Mom hardly ever cleans under the bed, and it has this nice bedskirt that hides everything......She didn't know I was doing this for the longest time. She thought I was sooooooo good. HA! I'm a Yorkie, I ain't good! I'm just super handsome and witty and funny and they can't resist me.....
And the poop drys out in a day....and they can't smell it.....But I've noticed that Mom looks under the bed every cleaning day now.
But.....she hasn't looked under the guest room bed in months....heh heh..... |