I've read the threads on here about little boy yorkies' "lipsticks" getting hung in the out position.
I thought, not my innocent little Rebel

Well, last night when I picked him up to put him in the crate for the night, guess what!!
Scared me to death. I completely forgot everything I'd read on YT

I ran with him to the bathroom and stuck his rear end under the COLD water.
He doesn't like me very much this morning