Hi there - This is Max here and I have got a lot to say! The baths just make no sense! I work hard, gathering different smells, rolling around wherever I can, waiting for a good rain, and I end up in the bath! She even got some spray thing in the bath so that she can aim it right at me! As if that's not bad enough, I poop - and I've been really smarter than her lately - if I poop where she likes, I get a treat! So here I am, feeling great, eating my treat, and along comes Mommy, going ewwww...stinkybutt! Stinkybutt is not a good thing in her world. What's wrong with her? She takes my whole butt and sticks it in the sink, washes it with soap, and then laughs when I run around trying to find something to rub in so it smells normal again !
I got her really good yesterday. She keeps talking about something called
whenGraciecomes. Supposedly I have to be something called agoodbigbrother. She took me two times in the car to visit all these dog and kept sticking this tiny lookMaxsayhellotoyoursisterGracie at me. She brought home a toy that smelled from a lot of that house's dogs. Well, l had to pee on the rug and the kitchen floor so this toy would know whose house this really is!
She was a good Mommy today though. We went on a really, really long walk and she let me smell a lot of things. There were a couple of things I would have loved to rub my face in, but she made that ewww sound and that was the end of that! It was a fun walk though. I smell great! |