Tan I do to your gwamma's too? Mommy is bein' mean to me adain! Yesterday her neawy dwowned me cuz I had two fweas! Den, her put dat fwea dwops stuff on me adain! Today, I'm wocked in da waundwy woom for eatin' a wittle woodwork! I know her will dit me out and pway wif me after a while, but boy I'm sure donna make her pay for dis! Humph! Wuv, Wexy
