Teddy does the fetch thing, except he will bring it back and look up at me, then when I try to grab it he gets it in his mouth and moves a few inches out of my reach and drops it again looking at me like "C'mon are we gonna play or not?"
Then it becomes tug of war/fetch.
He also won't eat out of his food dish if he thinks its dirty, he eats kibble mixed with canned food, so if any of the gravy from the canned food is on the side of the dish he won't touch it. I have to wipe the sides when I'm done mixing it.
He also feels the need to "kill" every empty water bottle he sees for some reason
Here's a visual