I'm stuck in the house today 'cause mommy is bleaching the patio 'cause of the mold.
There's nofing in here to roll in to get good smells.

BUT I am chewing on a reawy good bully stik! I wike dos tinkg awot!

But mommy won't wet me gib her kisses when I chew one.
I gotted a new ewastic in my hair dis morning. I worked all nite gettin da uder one out!

Boy my mommy can sur be mean. But den she bwushed me reawy good. I know some of you don't wike bwushing, but I wub it. It makes me feel soooo good. And den I take a nap.