Ha! I showed my mommy and that bathtub who is boss.
When my mommy goes potty on that funny chair, I go in there with her. I have to. I have to protect her so that chair doesn't eat her or something. Have you heard the noises that things makes?
Guess what I did while mommy was sittin there and couldn't do one darn thing about it....I POOPED in the bathtub!
I hopped right in there and I looked my mommy right in her eyes and I POOPED!
Know what I did after that? Well, first I waited on mommy to finish pottyin' and cleanin' up the bathtub, but THEN I went and sat by the treat cabinet and waited on my treat! Only she didn't give me one. I think its because she used my whole big name. Whenever she says Scarlet Susanah Belle I don't get no treat.
