Hey all you DIRTY FURKID CLUB members! It's Emma again! I love dis club-so glad you all decided to change da name and let da boyz in. Dey are dirty too! Welcome to Winston, Reese, and Tink-and anyone else that has joined!
I did somethin' REALLY yucky this morning, and it definitely counts as a DFC "task" (do we get points or somethin' for doin' dirty stuff? Cuz dis is worth a LOT!) Dis morning, before breakfast, while mommy and daddy were sleepin', I went poo. And, as any good DFC member, I thought I should maybe eat some of it. Well, da poo didn't agree wif my tummy, and I couldn't help it, and I frew up. Yes, I frew up da poo. Right dere on the bed, next to Mommy! But she didn't know it cuz she was sleepin'-but boy did I get a talkin' to when she woked up and found what I did! She also said somethin' about a bath later, and then put me in the pen wif my baby sister Milli
Hmmph!