Hi Dirty Furkids, this is Muffin in Chicago. It's raining outside today so Mommy and Daddy won't let me or my sister CoCo go play in the yard and roll in the grass. It's soooo unfair! Why can't we get wet, what's the BIG DEAL anyway?
Yesterday it was sooo funny because we were playing outside and CoCo came up to Mommy with her tail waggin a hundred miles and hour. She was so happy. Well...Mommy's smilely face changed really fast to a mad face and then she got this wierd look and she said "Oh sheeeeet CoCo, what did you get into?" CoCo was just having fun rolling around in racoon poop in the grass. It was so funny when Mommy starting running around saying "ewe, ewe, ewe John (that's my daddy) get me something wet....sheeeet, forget it,ewe, ewe, ewe...sheeet...I have to give her a bath." Well, you get the picture.
CoCo doesn't mind gettting a bath but I HATE, HATE, HATE it. I would much rather be a dirty furkid anyday but my Mommy wants me and CoCo to smell like a French Poodle. My name's not 'FiFi' for crying out loud!!
Anyway, count me and CoCo and our big brother, Biscuit in on the club.
