Hi, It's Tink! Can I join? I HATE bafs. Mama gave me one today and I foughted her so hard she awmost dwopped me. I fink I betta be more careful bout dat.
I hab an ear infecshun and mama said the ear cweaner made my head all dirty. I wike dirty, it smells weally good.

But I don't wike the infecshun. It itches weally bad. How can cweaner make you dirty?
And I fink you are right about dose ewastics in our hairs. They don't feel so good. But, I dooooo wike to be bwushed. It makes me sweepy.
And eating da poos. Well I know we're not supposed to, but they sure are yummy. I wun away fastest as I can to hide and eat dem so mama wont see. But she always catches me!
I gotta go, mama is coming back to da puter. Bye, Tink