Dear Abby:
My people seem to think I hung the moon. One day another dog shows up. My people don't think I know it's actually stuffed dog. They get all bent out of shape when I practice my "moves" on it. What's with that? It's not like they didn't take my "boys" and leave them at the vet. I still have some life in the ol' lipstick. Besides, I really needed to show this new stuffo who's the boss. They keep him out in the car because they thought I was "obsessed".
Frustrated |