Bella needs a Boyfriend... Bella has had a boyfriend for about 8 months now....He is a GORGEOUS St. Bernard that lives across the street. He is big, strong and just the most handsome thing she had ever seen. Well Mr. Benard and Bella exchange barks everyday and smiles of course. So we are all outside last night and Bernard is in the front yard of his house and Bella is watching him prance around then TADOW he pops a squat RIGHT THERE in the middle of the yard HE IS A SHE!!!!!!!! Bella is humiliated..How could she not have noticed?? So, Bella is on the prowl.......she wants to know if there are any single athletic, available BOYS out there ????
Here is her single ad if any suitors would like to read a little about her.
Single female seeks loving male companion. Must be athletic, sweet, and playful. I enjoy chew toys, chasing hands under a blanket, lazy days in bed, and the occasional car ride. Must be well groomed and polite. Brother must approve.
__________________ ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN
Last edited by diggy4; 08-10-2007 at 06:24 AM.
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