Tinker, wee lassie, my Momma just ordered pizza. You could come over, we could watch "101 Dalmatians" and my Momma would supervise. We could sit next to each other on the sofa. After the movie, we could go for a walk and I could sing to you. Do you have a favorite song?
Listen Tink, it sounds like Bernie may make an escape soon to reach you. I think you should not tease him so much because those young boys are rather (thinking of a nice word for such a tender, young thing to hear) excitable.
Dear Tink, more suitors are going to be knocking on your door (crate) and wanting to introduce themselves to you. Just like Bernie, they will have nothing but thoughts of you. Probably have a faraway look in their eyes. Plan all sorts of escape routes. I hear that Winston already has his backpack lined up allow the fence line, behind the rose bushes.
So, precious, Uncle Charlie (clearing his throat) just wants to protect you. I don't speak puppy talk very well since I am a dignified gentleman. However, I can whisper baby talk into your pretty, soft black ears though. Oops! There I go again and Momma just glared at me. Foo twice.
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