 Wee Lassie Tinker
Tinker ~ Now, I want you to contain your emotions since your Momma began a new post, and opened the door to more suitors. You put those bows back in your beautiful, black hair and button up your dress high around your pretty little neck.
I think your Momma has been watching too many romance movies, and allowed you to stay up with her. As a gentleman, sweet Tink, you must remember not to flirt with the boys too much. Flirt with me instead (oops ~ Momma reminded me again that I am too old for you). Foo!
Also, Bernie and Winston will not take advantage of you but it sounds like you are considering inviting them into your crate. Decorum, Tinker, decorum.
Your constant admirer, Charlie Barley. PS I also have a crush on Ginger Bean. |