I can't wear ponytails anymore. Tetley the mini-hairdresser will have none of it.
I first thought it was strange when the last few nights I've gone to bed with my hair up and wake up to find my elastic laying in bed next to me. I thought somehow I'd taken it out or it had fallen out during the night. Last night I learned the real reason: Tetley the elastic thief!
He was so sneaky. I was only half asleep when he did it last night, so I caught him red-handed. He comes up and gently runs his claws through my hair so that the elastic slides down, then grabs it with his teeth and pulls it out of my hair. Unbelievable!
This afternoon he took it one step further and started jumping at my ponytail while I was watching TV. Little brat.