Hewwo fwiends! I'm mad at mommy! Her and Daddy hold me down to comb me! Dey say I'm a wittle stinker when it tomes to detting combed! Yesterday, and today, dey held me down so I couldn't bite dat bad comb! Mommy said her had to get mats out of my hair under my chin! What's a few wittle mats??? I don't tare! Nobody else in my pwe-school has to get mats out fwom under deir chins!!! Come to fink of it....nobody else at pweschool has a beard but me, and dey are alll wewwy tall! Hmmmmmm........Wuv, Wexy
