You come stay with us! My mommy does not touch my hair (except to brush it and bathe me), I dont have to wear clothes if I dont like to. I play all day and eat boiled chicken for breakfast, sometimes I even get some really nice cheese
One thing though, the only person I allow to sleep in my HUGE bed is my mommy, so I will need to get to know ya first to make sure you are not a bed hog before I decide if you can or cant sleep with me.